I have been meaning to put these back on the website for quite some time. I am just to lazy to create a page on my real website and one click publishing is so much easier.
Raising 3 boys was probably not the easiest thing to do (especially if you knew me and my brothers). In the course of raising us, our parents would yell/slash sternly advise us to do. Sometimes those phrases were so ridiculous, that they had to be written down some where. Here is that place. I give you the Rasure Commandments (King James edition).
1. Thou shall not be mad dogs when the bread comes*
2. Thou shall wipe thy greasy hands before throwing thine ski ball
3. Thou shall not thown thy new glow in the dark football at thine fireflies.
4. Thou shall move thine carrots so thine father can get up from his chair.
Since a parents work is never done, so new commandments will be added. I know that I have forgotten some so I will try and keep this updated the best that I can.
* The parents cannot totally take credit for this one as it was later learned it was a line from the Cosby Show (but it was still said to us in full earnest)
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